My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid will take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time. -Karen Brown
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.